I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
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