as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
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