I think I just saw someone hide a body.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
Swine flu is the new snow day.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
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