PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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