I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
Last time i carry you out of a forest
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
How drunk are you?
Completed.
Randomize
