So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
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