the new term for farting is butt boxing.
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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