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we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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