before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
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