I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
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