She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
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We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
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Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
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