it hurts more in the daytime
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
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ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
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I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
FUCK WHALES
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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