Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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