brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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