Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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