Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
i now understand why vodka
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME! I SAID I WANTED SOMEONE CLASSY AND INSTEAD YOU SET ME UP WITH A GUY THAT JUST TOLD ME HIS FAVORITE PLACE TO FUCK IS ON HIS SWAMPBOAT “THE SLAMHOG!”
I DON’T WANT TO FUCK IN A SWAMP
First of all, his AIR boat is named “Slam Hog” not “The Slamhog.” Second, it’s top of the line. Third, don’t dismiss swamp sex before you try it!
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