If i come over, it means nothing
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
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