it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
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