How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
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Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
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I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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