JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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