She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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