Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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