I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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