i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
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