Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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