I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
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She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
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So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
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