You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
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Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
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