I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
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ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
I think that's the first time i've seen 'you look like an ugly version of my ex' work as a pickup line
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
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Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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