The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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