This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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