Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
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Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
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He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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