what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
tell your sister to shave her snatch
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
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