how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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