So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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