I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
Fuck appropriateness.
i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
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I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
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Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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