I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
I was talking to this girl who was in love with the air force. I was doing decently until I mentioned that the navy actually has more planes. Cockblocked by my knowledge of random trivia again.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
A 'Bear Fight' is a car bomb followed by a Jaeger bomb. Fuckface and I do those on slow days. Tonight, we did a 'Polar Bear on Fire'. Fireball, a bear fight in the middle, and end with rumple minze.
I made friends at the beach bars tonight. Several were worried for my well being.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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