I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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