How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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