butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
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I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
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Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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