I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
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