Hey dude. Went to the hospital. Call me when you get up
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Randomize
