I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
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