Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
she said your name and I thought she was asking me to motorboat her. Best. Miscommunication.Ever.
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
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