Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
so i was pissing and the phone rang but i forgot i was pissing so i just ran to answer the phone. it was too late when i realized
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
I have post one night stand depression
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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