Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
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how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
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Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
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