Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
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You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
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When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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