apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
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