who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
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