So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
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