Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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