So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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