It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
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