you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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