Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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