talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
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I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
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The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
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