So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
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