i tried to light my apt on fire. reasons why drunks and women should not cook
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
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I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
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yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
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