Alright folks.. i have made history - I just hit my 2nd PARKED car SOBER withing 6 months.. :*( wtf?!
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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